Tuesday, July 24, 2007

This Far, and No Farther

I'm done. No more of this. After 3 or 4 or 75 iterations of this thing, it's time to say "This Far, and No Farther."

They do not deserve to charge more money for incomprehensible plots, cheap characterizations, total tip-offs of every author from Kim Stanley Robinson to Tom Clancy to Anne Rice. They don't deserve more game journalists fawning over their graphics while they ignore the un-control scheme, comic-book enemies and stupid game design.

On top of that, on top of all that, if you want a review at launch, Konami demands a cover. Konami says to magazines "Here's our game, where's our cover?"

No more!

Say no to bad stories and 45 minute cinematics! Say no to set pieces that would make Pokemon fans squirm!

Why can't Uwe Boll pick up THIS license?

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